Dad Stats: Patience +10, Dad Jokes +99

For the person whose grill game is maxed out and whose pun library has no save point. An RPG-style character sheet turns everyday powers into stat bars, for tabletop and gamer types. A gift that lands a natural 20.

• madeTo order, by a US-based print partner — about 2–5 business days.
• shipsWithin the US, typically 3–7 business days after it leaves the printer.
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