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Wallpapers you download, not wear. Payhip handles checkout and sends the files.

Wallpaper: I came here to read the docs, not talk.

free · 3 phone wallpapers

Nerd Wallpaper Sampler

Three phone wallpapers with the Faceless Nerd mark. Free, no catch. The same ones the NERD DM sends.

  • 3 phone wallpapers, 1170 × 2532 PNG

The hooded-figure badge on these three is AI-assisted art.

Wallpaper: Fixed it. (It was not fixed.)Wallpaper: Rolled a 1 on small talk, with a wireframe d20Wallpaper: My social life, as a regex

12 designs · phone + desktop

Nerd Wallpaper Pack Vol. 1

Twelve original designs: git logs, off-by-one grids, a d20, a regex for your social life. Each one comes sized for your phone and for a 4K screen. Drawn in code, no AI images, no borrowed characters.

  • 12 phone wallpapers, 1290 × 2796 PNG
  • 12 desktop wallpapers, 3840 × 2160 PNG
  • Text sits below the lock-screen clock
Widget image: ping, request timed outWide widget image: do not disturb, compiling

add-on · 6 lock screens + 12 widget images

Lock Screen + Widget Add-on

Six lock-screen wallpapers that leave the top of the screen empty for your clock and widgets, plus twelve images to put in a photo widget on your home screen: status: heads down, ping: request timed out, that kind of thing.

  • 6 lock-screen wallpapers, 1290 × 2796 PNG
  • 8 square widget images, 1024 × 1024 PNG
  • 4 wide widget images, 2048 × 960 PNG
  • Setup notes for iPhone and Android