ls -t ./drops
Latest drops
Fresh off the print queue. Each one is made after you order it.
$ ls ./drops
total 0
! no drops are live yet
$
The first batch is still on the drawing board.
Designs go through a human review before they're listed, and nothing has cleared it yet. Subscribe and you'll hear the moment the first drop lands.
cd ./collections
Pick your obsession
Four rabbit holes. Most people are in at least two.
CLI jokes, off-by-one errors and the regex nobody can read twice. For people whose favorite window is the black one.
browse →Charts, chains and the calm of someone who stopped checking the price at 3am. Not financial advice — it's fabric.
browse →Math, physics and sci-fi in-jokes, drawn with more precision than most lab reports. Equations included; answers left as an exercise.
browse →Introvert energy, deep-work mode and a status that is permanently set to away. For people who'd rather read the docs than take the meeting.
browse →man ./how-its-made
No warehouse. No leftovers.
Nothing is printed until somebody wants it. Here is the whole pipeline.
- STEP 01
Drawn
Every design is original and gets a human review before it's listed. No fan art, no borrowed logos.
0 licensed characters - STEP 02
Ordered
You check out on Stripe's hosted page. We never see or store your card number.
stripe checkout - STEP 03
Printed
Your item is made after you buy it, by a US-based print partner.
≈ 2–5 business days - STEP 04
Shipped
It ships within the United States, with tracking where the carrier provides it.
≈ 3–7 business days
whoami
Nobody in particular. That's the point.
The figure on the front isn't anyone — he's every quiet over-thinker who'd rather ship the code than take the meeting. The designs lean into what that crowd actually lives in: terminals, candlestick charts, math jokes and the occasional knowing wink.
It's also a small experiment: AI drafts the designs, a human decides what's worth printing, and US print partners make each piece on demand.
- face
- null
- location
- behind the screen
- warehouse
- none — made to order
- ships_from
- US print partners